"Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”"

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Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

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HUMANS DON’T DANCE

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badlittlekitten:

Beyonce let out a call and all of the sparkles in the world assembled together to make that dress, I am so emotional right now don’t touch me

OH

MY

GOD

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bruceykinns:

 

opulentis:

my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!

im crying

thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it
thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:


The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…


Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong
Aaron Kwok - Bull King
Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan
Gigi Leung - Chang’e
Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor
Kelly Chen - Guanyin
Peter Ho - Erlang Shen
Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox
Carlson Cheng - Nezha
Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it

thebagatellecardclub:

leareth-svraiel:

hkctvdramas:

The Monkey King (西游记之大闹天宫)

Starring Donnie Yen, Aaron Kwok, Joe Chen, Peter Ho, Chow Yun Fat, Gigi Leung, Kelly Chen, etc…

Donnie Yen - Sun Wukong

Aaron Kwok - Bull King

Joe Chen - Princess Iron Fan

Gigi Leung - Chang’e

Chow Yun Fat - Jade Emperor

Kelly Chen - Guanyin

Peter Ho - Erlang Shen

Xia Zitong - Nine-tailed Fox

Carlson Cheng - Nezha

Zhang Zilin - Nüwa

Oh wow I need to retread Xi Yu Ji again

This needs to also be a fighting game, omg just look at it

fannybawws:

It’s worth reading this article for the delightful writing style alone.

(Source: nouvellabooks)

emeraldcharos:

spectrumwolf:

mageof2spooky:

ambitiousbard:

kaji04:

priestess-of-butts:

smooligans:

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT

The darkness in your own heart.

(Source: zackfinfrock)

  1. Camera: Canon EOS Kiss X4
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 55mm

Fighting evil by moonlight 
Winning love by daylight 
Never running from a real fight 
He is the one named Sailor Wolf

He will never turn his back on a friend

He is always there to defend

He is the one on whom we can depend

He is the one named Sailor Wolf

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hobbitdragon:

sinshine:

The giant can sat in front of the fist for five hours while the news crew at Fox News attempted to figure out what a Giant Crisco Can and a Giant Fist have in common.

Fox News rather than understanding the joke posted a picture of the Fist on its Facebook page along with the following note:

“Local artist Jerry Vile has created something he calls “Vessel of Hope”. He hopes it may in someway ease the pain of having the Detroit bankruptcy shoved into our faces. Can anyone explain what this means???”

The team at Queerty were the first to make fun of Fox News, writing “Let us start by saying this fist was not aimed at your face in the first place. You were facing the wrong direction when you took the photo…”

(via Fox News Doesn’t Get Detroit Fisting Joke, Becomes Butt Of Many Jokes)

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.