take him dancing they said. it would be fun, they said.
Played 77043 times.
I set this as my alarm clock on my phone.
There are so many Sam/Steve fics that mention or include Sam’s nieces and nephews. So many. And yet somehow we’ve managed to miss the obvious joke
Captain America is literally sitting there making eyes at Uncle Sam. And we missed it. Every time.
When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
I DONT UNDERSTAND
put the letters that are missing together
Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.
He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.
HUMANS DON’T DANCE