There’s really no reason why anyone would ever need to make a parody account for the American Libertarian party.
dear god
(Source: likelovecraftinbrooklyn)
these jokes don’t write themselves, people.
WHAT
Idris Elba: Why me, though?
Lucy Liu: I think that you are a pioneer similar to me in that way, in ethnicity and in scope and in range. You’re also a Renaissance man and understand the different venues we travel just to understand who we are. We do music, we do art, we act, we write, we direct because we are trying to discover who we are. It’s a journey—a lifelong journey. (x)
(Source: autoluminescence)
“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredicksen.”
I can’t.
NO
THIS IS REALLY NOT OK
I didn’t know it was possible to make Up! more depressing, CONGRATULATIONS.
WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS?!
NO.NONOONONNONONONONO. YOU CANT. DONT DO THIS TUMBLR. DONT. GO. THERE.
(Source: puppygifs)
JIM HENSON
I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea.
AYN RAND
Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve.
JIM HENSON
He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.
JIM HENSON
Isolation. Contempt for others. A hard heart. Yet even he can muster a bit of empathy every now and then.
AYN RAND
I am not isolated. I have no contempt for others. Millions of people read my books and find my thoughts inspirational. I hardly spend my time on the sidelines in a trash can grumping.
JIM HENSON
Not yet anyway.
Jim Henson and Ayn Rand, along with Yoko Ono and Sidney Nolan, converse on ARPANET, 1976 (via antoine-roquentin)
you got something to add to that? because i sure don’t
(via retrogrammartown)
Jim Henson and Yoko Ono were owning it.
I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
(Source: kaminasbuttt)
Good Guy Freddie Mercury
Fucking yes
YES PERFECT GOOD
your daily Mercury.
New phone wallpaperssss
PERFECTION! ♥
READY MERCURY.
“She makes these like needlework embroideries on set in the tedium of filming”, says MacFadyen, “but they are all: ‘You Are a Cunt’. And she gives them as presents. And it’s Dame Judi Dench. And she is doing this beautifully, intricate, ornate (work). You kind of see the work materializing as the shoot goes on. Like: ‘You Are a Fucking Shit.’ Knightley never received her embroidered cushion from Dench but remarks: “I love that! She gives this fantastic air. She just sits there and she embroiders and you think: ‘Oh, that’s so nice! It’s Judi Dench. It’s so quaint; she’s embroidering a cushion,’ and you go: ‘What are you embroidering?’ And (it says): ‘Fuck!’ Apparently she’s got hundreds of them just covered in swear words or rude sayings.”
so can i worship judi dench as a religion yet or something
i want to hang out with judi dench REALLY BAD.
I remember reading somewhere that she played D & D with Vin Diesel on the Chronicles of Riddick Set.
___
She did. It’s on the DVD. Because he WOOED her to get her in Chronicles. With flowers and showing up all ‘eager young man and you are so wonderful’ while she was doing a play. Old School Wooing. And then y’know, after he treated her like that? It was fun to game w/ him and amuse him w/ her swearwords.
(Source: pemberley-state-of-mind)