ACTUAL STORYBOOK LESBIAN ROMANCE
J’ai demandé à Internet de me proposer des combattants. Voici le résultat.
So I asked the Internet “suggest me ideas for fun fights” and here’s the result.
WHAT A GOOD
Because the ballet tag features too many people of only one body type. Let’s not pretend you need to be a certain weight to be able to perform fouetté en tournant.
This is for my mom, who told me when I was seven years old that I was too fat to be a ballerina.
How badass is this woman. OMG. She is balancing more than 200 lbs on one toe.
That is skill, ladies and gents.
What was that? Fat people are lazy and weak and OH SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS THIS PICTURE.
Holy shit, the headband and the sunglasses. This has made my day.
(this was taken after her first one)
Me: “She wants to know if you can please hold this for her second photo?”
T (reads it and laughs): “yeah!! Of course!”
In the autograph room later Tyler got the photo passed to him, gave this huge smile and looked up really quick
T: “hi again, sweetie. This is great. You stole my job”
J: “I know”
T: “What am I meant to do when I go back now?”
J: “I don’t know but I’m the alpha now.”
T: “Yes, you are. Can you run a pack?”
J: “Yes. Better than you can.”
T (while laughing): “I’m sure you can. I guess I have some time off now. Thank you so much.”