HEIGHTENED SHENANIGANS

Apr 21

paleocat:

CAN WE HAVE A MIDDLE SCHOOL AU IF THEY ARE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?

THERE IS NOTHING I DO NOT LOVE ABOUT THIS
AND KURAMA IS DEFINITELY WINNING EVERYTHING FOR ME

paleocat:

CAN WE HAVE A MIDDLE SCHOOL AU IF THEY ARE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?

THERE IS NOTHING I DO NOT LOVE ABOUT THIS

AND KURAMA IS DEFINITELY WINNING EVERYTHING FOR ME

(via hoistmainsails)

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yoisthisracist:

You know, I never have.

someone had a really great easter this year

emoij:

Look what Danny devito just posted

danny devito’s twitter is about 85% #trollfoot, which is basically him taking pictures of his foot’s photobombs

emoij:

Look what Danny devito just posted

danny devito’s twitter is about 85% #trollfoot, which is basically him taking pictures of his foot’s photobombs

(via emileesaurus)

boeshanepeninsula:

(◕‿◕✿) facts about divorce for feminists and MRAs:

i’m tired of seeing posts on feminism by both feminists and MRAs citing “gender bias in custody cases” as a problem we need to solve. women aren’t unfairly receiving custody more often. abusive men are unfairly receiving custody.

the fact is, if my dad had actually attended his court ordered anger management type classes, i would legally have been required to spend a portion of my time with him until i turned 18, even though he beat my mother and abused me.

don’t let anyone make you think that the scale isn’t still tipped toward men in a court of law.

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Apr 20

dickensianwerewolf:

sailorfukusweetbro:

redunderwear:

monsieurdangereux:

frantzfandom:

empedoclesonsepta:

I just want Batman to tell a joke, get laid, feel an emotion, and have an adventure that makes me be like, whoa, I’ve never seen/thought of this kind of thing before. 

I can already see the newsarama articles on the fanboy outrage now

Doesn’t DC have a whole “Batman can never sit down” thing, too? Because it makes him less intimidating or something?

oh my god i thought you were kidding

"I would like to relay an editorial comment that I received near the end of my time writing the Dark Knight New 52 series. In one scene, I had written that Batman is sitting on a rooftop during an intense conversation, close to a person who has been injured. The editorial comment: "We’re not sure you are "getting" the character because it’s common knowledge that Batman never sits down." This, mind you, after I had made it clear I was not going to rewrite material for the umpteenth time after it had already been approved."

Was the editor Dwight from The Office?

oh my god im crying

(via brandx)

sick1y:

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

(via hoistmainsails)

thefreshprinceofevangelion:

yo Laverne Cox dropped from number 1 on that Time’s poll and Benedict Cumberbatch is beating her out by 400 votes cmon everyone go vote for her!!!

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asymmetricsolutions:

kingof40thieves:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

sonnetscrewdriver:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

g-manthoughts:

buttsquadron:

rifleweeb:

pennyfornasa:

"NASA’s annual budget is half a penny on your tax dollar. For twice that—a penny on a dollar—we can transform the country" - Neil deGrasse TysonIf you enjoyed learning about all that we’ve discovered in the short time that we’ve been exploring the COSMOS. Then help NASA get the funding they need to continue pushing the frontier. Take Action: http://www.penny4nasa.org/take-actionFollow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Penny4NASA1

Frankly, if there’s a single organization I would not mind giving more tax money to, it’s NASA.
That said I always wondered if NASA’s “get shit done” abilities are a direct result of having to operate on a shoestring budget. As much as I’d like to see them get more funding, I do worry that increasing it too much will invite corruption like it seems to have done in every other federal organization. On the flip side, all those years of minimal funding means NASA really knows how to stretch a dollar…

Eh, I’d also attribute it to it being an agency run by engineers. No-bullshit compared to some other groups.

Privatize NASA. We’ll be on Mars in less than 25 years.

NASA has had so many projects that could’ve advanced space travel so much canceled because of funding problems. We could’ve been building Moonbases by now.

PRIVATISE NASA WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH
Look, in Britain, since our railways were privatised, a ton of them have steadily gone to shit while the fares have risen three times faster than inflation. Because the companies running them have what amounts to a monopoly, which they’d have even more of if you privatise NASA because you can’t get a bus to fucking Space.
When the railways were nationally owned, they just had to make enough money to run a fucking railway. Now they have to do that AND pay shareholder dividends, which means that corners are cut wherever they fucking can be, there’s delays and cancellations up the arse and the customers get shafted. AND OUR TAXES STILL FUCKING SUBSIDISE THEM. Companies have run railways into the ground and then handed them back because they weren’t profitable to them any more. Privatisation is an exercise in Applied Rights Without Responsibilities.
Privatise NASA and all it’ll get money for are which projects can be monetised, which will pretty much consist entirely of things that could be used by what we now quaintly refer to as ‘defence’ and our slightly more forthright forebears would call ‘warmongering’.
Private business won’t get us to Mars. It wouldn’t get us three fucking miles outside Earth’s atmosphere. Because it doesn’t give a shit about enriching humanity and scientific progress or any of that fun stuff. It wants what it always wants, which is to get paid and hoard its wealth like a fucking dragon. And you’d blithely hand over space exploration to people who’d happily charge you for every lungful of breathable fucking air, if they could, and probably would? Do that and you’ve let them put a fucking tollbooth on the road to the stars, you fucking wally.
Look, there’s a reason Star Trek takes place in a Future Socialist Utopia, for fuck’s sake. It’s because getting into space and the exploration of same has to be the end solely in and of itself, not the happy by-product of the same gaggle of old white men continuing to rake in enough money to make Scrooge McDuck look like a fucking pauper.
Jesus Christ, ‘privatise NASA’ person, if you want us to go to space that badly, you should just hand over your personal fucking spaceship, because whatever planet you’re from, it isn’t this one, clearly.


#Nothing sets a British person’s dogs to howling like the word ‘privatise’

That tag basically sums up everything I was about to add.


Oh gods no do not privatize NASA. Just take some Military Nonsense Money and put it in the NASA.

I have worked with NASA. I’m a student at Georgia Tech and work on Undergrad Research through ASDL. 
Trust me when I say: Any Money Will Make Ass Kicking Happen

asymmetricsolutions:

kingof40thieves:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

sonnetscrewdriver:

sovereign-is-the-best-reaper:

g-manthoughts:

buttsquadron:

rifleweeb:

pennyfornasa:

"NASA’s annual budget is half a penny on your tax dollar. For twice that—a penny on a dollar—we can transform the country" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

If you enjoyed learning about all that we’ve discovered in the short time that we’ve been exploring the COSMOS. Then help NASA get the funding they need to continue pushing the frontier.
 
Take Action: http://www.penny4nasa.org/take-action

Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/Penny4NASA1

Frankly, if there’s a single organization I would not mind giving more tax money to, it’s NASA.

That said I always wondered if NASA’s “get shit done” abilities are a direct result of having to operate on a shoestring budget. As much as I’d like to see them get more funding, I do worry that increasing it too much will invite corruption like it seems to have done in every other federal organization. On the flip side, all those years of minimal funding means NASA really knows how to stretch a dollar…

Eh, I’d also attribute it to it being an agency run by engineers. No-bullshit compared to some other groups.

Privatize NASA. We’ll be on Mars in less than 25 years.

NASA has had so many projects that could’ve advanced space travel so much canceled because of funding problems. We could’ve been building Moonbases by now.

PRIVATISE NASA WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH

Look, in Britain, since our railways were privatised, a ton of them have steadily gone to shit while the fares have risen three times faster than inflation. Because the companies running them have what amounts to a monopoly, which they’d have even more of if you privatise NASA because you can’t get a bus to fucking Space.

When the railways were nationally owned, they just had to make enough money to run a fucking railway. Now they have to do that AND pay shareholder dividends, which means that corners are cut wherever they fucking can be, there’s delays and cancellations up the arse and the customers get shafted. AND OUR TAXES STILL FUCKING SUBSIDISE THEM. Companies have run railways into the ground and then handed them back because they weren’t profitable to them any more. Privatisation is an exercise in Applied Rights Without Responsibilities.

Privatise NASA and all it’ll get money for are which projects can be monetised, which will pretty much consist entirely of things that could be used by what we now quaintly refer to as ‘defence’ and our slightly more forthright forebears would call ‘warmongering’.

Private business won’t get us to Mars. It wouldn’t get us three fucking miles outside Earth’s atmosphere. Because it doesn’t give a shit about enriching humanity and scientific progress or any of that fun stuff. It wants what it always wants, which is to get paid and hoard its wealth like a fucking dragon. And you’d blithely hand over space exploration to people who’d happily charge you for every lungful of breathable fucking air, if they could, and probably would? Do that and you’ve let them put a fucking tollbooth on the road to the stars, you fucking wally.

Look, there’s a reason Star Trek takes place in a Future Socialist Utopia, for fuck’s sake. It’s because getting into space and the exploration of same has to be the end solely in and of itself, not the happy by-product of the same gaggle of old white men continuing to rake in enough money to make Scrooge McDuck look like a fucking pauper.

Jesus Christ, ‘privatise NASA’ person, if you want us to go to space that badly, you should just hand over your personal fucking spaceship, because whatever planet you’re from, it isn’t this one, clearly.

Oh gods no do not privatize NASA. Just take some Military Nonsense Money and put it in the NASA.

I have worked with NASA. I’m a student at Georgia Tech and work on Undergrad Research through ASDL. 

Trust me when I say: Any Money Will Make Ass Kicking Happen

Anonymous asked: no his talent is vageating

tyrjiora:

stupidoomdoodles:

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

… anyone else remember when i ended up registering the nick ‘vageater’ on irc?

YES