HEIGHTENED SHENANIGANS

Jul 26

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“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.” —

"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)

laughing sobbing and dying simultaneously

(via junkyardvarren)

and then if you get a job at walmart you have to fucking fight for permanent employee status, because the policy now is to hire everyone as a temp, and T H E N fight to get more than 20 hrs/wk. :’)

(via tyrjiora)

Jul 25

pbdigital:

robowolves:

pbdigital:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

whether it is real or not I find it amazing and will reblog it again
The veracity of it has no bearing on why I reblog it.

you misunderstand
i must read the article with this title
i need know know about this kid rock-icp glass dildo lawsuit

It looks like this is the article specifically but there are multiple, including on the rolling stones website.

oh my god, the icp regifted a glass dildo to kid rock

pbdigital:

robowolves:

pbdigital:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

whether it is real or not I find it amazing and will reblog it again

The veracity of it has no bearing on why I reblog it.

you misunderstand

i must read the article with this title

i need know know about this kid rock-icp glass dildo lawsuit

It looks like this is the article specifically but there are multiple, including on the rolling stones website.

oh my god, the icp regifted a glass dildo to kid rock

sohmamon:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

http://m.rollingstone.com/music/news/kid-rock-subpoenaed-to-produce-glass-sex-toy-in-icp-trial-20140723

MY ROOMMATE PROVIDES

sohmamon:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

http://m.rollingstone.com/music/news/kid-rock-subpoenaed-to-produce-glass-sex-toy-in-icp-trial-20140723

MY ROOMMATE PROVIDES

pbdigital:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

whether it is real or not I find it amazing and will reblog it again
The veracity of it has no bearing on why I reblog it.

you misunderstand
i must read the article with this title
i need know know about this kid rock-icp glass dildo lawsuit

pbdigital:

robowolves:

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

whether it is real or not I find it amazing and will reblog it again

The veracity of it has no bearing on why I reblog it.

you misunderstand

i must read the article with this title

i need know know about this kid rock-icp glass dildo lawsuit

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

mechagod:

i’m

tumblr if ever you needed to source a post

(via pbdigital)

amurderof:

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

lol have you ever worked in food service

I have blessedly never worked in food service, but I do work in a print shop that rents computer time and I can definitely confirm that the rudest customers are almost always middle-aged and older (although the nicest also tend to be older, 60s+, but they may just be very thankful that I’m showing them how to access Yahoo).

American Baby Boomers and older Gen Xers make up the most of my rudest and most entitled of my customer base, by far. They also appear to be the least likely to even attempt to figure things out for themselves, even with instructions clearly printed in front of them. Meanwhile, I regularly get 65+ ESL customers who only need to be assisted one time and they get it, or international students who enthusiastically want to figure things out for themselves…both groups are also much nicer when asking for assistance.

paleocat:

AU WHERE THE DARK TOURNAMENT IS ONE ON ONE BASKETBALL 
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE TOURNAMENT

paleocat:

AU WHERE THE DARK TOURNAMENT IS ONE ON ONE BASKETBALL 

COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE TOURNAMENT

kawakunii:

can you imagine if koenma forced yusuke to wear this outfit throughout the whole series

he would have tucked it into his pants

kawakunii:

can you imagine if koenma forced yusuke to wear this outfit throughout the whole series

he would have tucked it into his pants

(Source: andsunnydays, via paleocat)